Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue

Garlic bread – now that’s real love! I’ve tasted it!


Ditch the mushy gushy clichés and put some punk rock spirit into your card giving – zig when others zag with a greeting that’s delightfully strange! Perfect for the unromantic partner who appreciates bizarre humour over babbling love notes. Or gift it to a pal who always keeps you guessing with their oddball jokes!

These cards are inspired by my collage works and stock image macro memes. They are white and left blank inside for your own message.


  • Cards are approximately 120mm x 170mm
  • Mid-weight 300gsm matte card – uncoated without lamination
  • Supplied with a white envelope

Card orders are sent via Royal Mail first class service, please allow 1-4 business days for arrival; International card orders are sent via Royal Mail Standard International service – this is not a tracked service. If you require tracking, please contact me first. The charge for postage will be added at checkout.


Please note that if you’re ordering from outside the UK, you may be charged for import taxes, customs duties, or handling fees by the destination country, which you are responsible for paying

International orders of cards will not be shipped with tracking


5 in stock