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They are white and left blank inside for your own message. <\/p>\n<p>Details:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cards are approximately 120mm x 170mm<\/li>\n<li>Mid-weight 300gsm matte card \u2013 uncoated without lamination<\/li>\n<li>Supplied with a white envelope<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Card orders are sent via Royal Mail first class service, please allow 1-4 business days for arrival; International card orders are sent via Royal Mail Standard International service \u2013 this is not a tracked service. If you require tracking, please contact me first. The charge for postage will be added at checkout. <\/p>\n<p>==========<\/p>\n<p>Please note that if you\u2019re ordering from outside the UK, you may be charged for import taxes, customs duties, or handling fees by the destination country, which you are responsible for paying <\/p>\n<p>International orders of cards will not be shipped with tracking<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because sometimes you just need to admit that perhaps humans weren&#8217;t built to handle this level of merriment<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":1376,"template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[22,67],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1375","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cards","7":"product_cat-christmas","8":"product_shipping_class-single-cards","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Maybe We Weren&#039;t Supposed To Perceive This Much Christmas Cheer &#8226; Spike Dennis<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"this delightfully unhinged Christmas card captures that slightly delirious holiday feeling! 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